Progress Report

Today, my brain was like: hey Jess.  The best option for us is to find a deep well, and go die in it.

My heart was like: nooo.

My body said: this couch will be our forever home.

My mind said: We can't do any of those important things we were going to do today, because death.

My heart said: you guys are suffocating me.

My body said: I'm uncomfortable.  Must.  Crawl.  To.  Shower.  Must.  Take.  Forever.  Showering.

My mind said: I'm also uncomfortable.  Because death.

My heart said: anybody out there?

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My husband said:  anybody home?

My heart said: OH MY GOD FINALLY.

My face said: let's cry all the tears.


Today was rough.  This skirt will solve most of my problems. From American Apparel.